You are an elf baby. [she informs him.] Even if you weren't, you need to eat more than a terrible protein bar.
What is with all of you hopeless men! If I had a gold piece for every time I had to bring a man some soup in this place so far I'd have like, five gold pieces! Which is not a lot but it's more than I should have!
I can assure you, I won't give out that easily. I've weathered worse in even worser conditions.
[ ...after he puts a forkful of fruit into his mouth, he absentmindedly starts to push the bacon under the eggs to make a smiley face. he doesn't seem to be consciously doing this. ]
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I am 27 years old.
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[SHE'S AN ELF THAT'S LIKE BABY]
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What is with all of you hopeless men! If I had a gold piece for every time I had to bring a man some soup in this place so far I'd have like, five gold pieces! Which is not a lot but it's more than I should have!
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But fine, I admit you have a point.
[ he frowns as he concentrates for a moment... then a plate of sunny-side up eggs, bacon, and some fruit appears. ]
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[she leans back in her chair, and shoves the rest of her biscuit in her mouth, ungracefully.]
Can't have you passing out on me while we explore.
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[ ...after he puts a forkful of fruit into his mouth, he absentmindedly starts to push the bacon under the eggs to make a smiley face. he doesn't seem to be consciously doing this. ]
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It's happy to see you. [she says, because she is a bully.]
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[ he's confused for a second before he looks down at his plate and turns a little red. ]
Oh... this is how my mother, um, used to make breakfast. Old habits die hard, I guess.
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her legs kick back and forth a little in her chair, and then:]
Not a bad thing, really. I got into the habit of mixing stuff in the kitchen in a certain direction because I'd always bump elbows with my brother.